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CAT  and Creation
On the first day of creation, God created the cat
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box
What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want
They rarely listen to you
They're totally unpredictable
They whine when they are not happy
When you want to play, they want to be alone
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They expect you to cater to their every whim
They're moody
They leave hair everywhere
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg

Conclusion: They're tiny women in  little fur coats
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